Fuck You, Antonio Bryant, Fuck You!

I'm up by 26 points? But he has Antonio Bryant left so don't get too confident. Well, he's only scored 20+ points like once this year, I pretty much have this game in the bag. Don't brag yet though, not until the game is over. Let's just take a peak at Mando's roster for next week, that won't hurt right? He's the first seed, but I did beat him once this season, so I know it can be done. Well let's see Bryant's stats. What? Nine catches, 200 yards, and two touchdowns? Damn you Football Gods!!!

Ya, that was me on Monday. I lost to my brother in the first week of the Fantasy Football playoffs thanks to Bryant. He needed a good game from Bryant, instead of a good game, he gave my brother one of the best performances by a reciever this entire season. I still don't think I'm over it. You might be saying, "Stupid Nerd, fantasy football doesn't matter, it's just a game." Yeah, well there's about 160 dollars that goes to the winner of the league, so you shut your face right now! Now let me explain who I blame for this, the Football Gods! Yes, they exist and they are vengeful beyond your wildest dreams. They exact punishment on anyone who dares challenge the honor of the sport. If a team runs up the score unecessarily, the gods will strike down the offendor. If a team breaks the rules of the game (that means you Patriots!), they will smitten with the force of 1,000 Sebastian Janikowski kick offs. Let me give you an example: the Patriots were caught cheating, so what was their punishment? Their fans were treated to the first 17-0 regular season in the history of the NFL, only to see their team crumble at the likes of the huge underdogs, the NY Giants. But wait, there's more! In a game where they should have won by 21+ points, they lose their "flawless" (except he's a jerk) to an injured knee, and even after that Tom Brady has complications with surgery and has to get opperated like three times, don't mess with the football gods!

Now let me thank Xio for convincing me to (threatening to hurt me if I didn't) start this blog. I stopped writing on myspace a while ago, and honestly this feels a lot better. So thanks, Xio, you're a credit to the Salvadorean species. Compliment burn! Anyway, I hoping update this every once in a while so that my readers (probably Xio, Jose, and maybe Cecily, Lindy, and Luis) can stay informed of everything that goes through this huge dome I have for a head, because I'm sure they care so much.

I'm going to take the time now to tell everybody to visit myspace.com/chiruli8907 to hear some slaps. That's right, they slap. Let me also explain why some people actually call me Chiruli. Well, my cousin used to work here at Berkeley Color (call Berkeley Color for all your automotive finishing needs!) and he liked to clown on everyone, constantly. He would complain that I mumbled, so he couldn't understand me. He would say that all he heard coming out of my mouth was "chiruli, chiruli, chiruli", so that's what he started calling me. By the way it's pronounced(Chee-Roo-Lee), but you have to roll the R, if you can't it's cool though. I'm going to stop writing now because if there's anything I've learned about blogging, it's that if you write too much your friends will pretend that they read it and tell you you're awesome just to preserve your feelings, but some don't even do that.

As Bobbie would say, "This real life son!"