*The commercial breaks before and after a kickoff in football- Touchdown, 5 minutes of commercials, 20 seconds for the kickoff, 3 more minutes of commercials...why?
*Baseball players in the dugout- Whenever they cut to a shot of a player in the dugout he's either spitting something onto the floor or fondling himself.
*The soccer announcer (Andres Cantor) on Telemundo- he screams goal for waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. (This is the only video I could find, skip ahead to 1:15)
*John Madden drawing penises on the screen- wtf???
*Dikembe Mutombo's voice- ok, it's kinda funny.
*Greg Oden's 85-year old face- he's actually in his early twenties.
*Quarterbacks licking their fingers in between plays- what's the point of that? That's just not sanitary.
