*The commercial breaks before and after a kickoff in football- Touchdown, 5 minutes of commercials, 20 seconds for the kickoff, 3 more minutes of commercials...why?
*Baseball players in the dugout- Whenever they cut to a shot of a player in the dugout he's either spitting something onto the floor or fondling himself.
*The soccer announcer (Andres Cantor) on Telemundo- he screams goal for waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. (This is the only video I could find, skip ahead to 1:15)
*John Madden drawing penises on the screen- wtf???
*Dikembe Mutombo's voice- ok, it's kinda funny.
*Greg Oden's 85-year old face- he's actually in his early twenties.
*Quarterbacks licking their fingers in between plays- what's the point of that? That's just not sanitary.
In defense of the baseball players .... they do cute things in the dugout too! They prank each other. You can never get enough of that "lets put a chewing gum bubble on dudes cap!" ... uh ... they get all riled up for the game ... they fondle themselves ... you can NEVER get enough of that. Can I get an AMEN?!?! And the quarterbacks lick their fingers for the LADIEEEES. Ooooh yea. And you like John Madden drawing penises. Lol. You made me type penises ... TWICE!
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